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Thursday, March 09, 2006 how does deliveries occurs?
today. i learnt something on biology. it is very interesting. it is know as the delivery of a baby.
FIRSTLY
Early Labour. this will usually last for 2-6 hours, in exceptional cases, it will last for 24 hours. contractions of regular intervals will take place in the mother's womb. become gradually frequent and stronger. this will also results in the removal of the mucous plug, which acts as a barrier between the vagina and the uterus. this will finally result in the rupturing of the amniotic bag.
SECONDLY
Delivery. cervix of the mother will dilates. from 3cm. TO 10 CM. so big! the baby's head will come out of the cervix slowly. as the head is flexible, it can get elongated, just to get out of the cervix.
THIRDLY
Placenta Delivery. the baby is delivered with it head out of the cerivx first. umbilical cord is then cut and tied. quite short for this stage.
LASTLY
Rapturing Membranes. powerful contractions causes the placenta to detach itself from the uterus. in some cases, the placenta tear and might cause bleeding. however it is rare.
this is so interesting. dont you think so? then darth veda let us watch a video of vaginal delivery. the baby come out with the amniotic fluid. shiok. so bloody.
well. physics. sian. experiment. so happy that i finished first. in the end. the refractive index was wrong. by o.41 shiok. must redo.
after went to hall. watch the interclass skit. well done 4/5 i dont understand a single shit. hoho. the puss was like a flasher. the coat. hahas. then he was sort of like rapping. still got slang. cannot understand what talking him laa.
5a was wonderful.
not i not stupid got abit copy i not stupid 2 movie. but funny la. hahas.
thats all for today. sianzational.
Tuesday, March 07, 2006 GREAT MAN!
i would also like to mention a great philosopher by the name of jeff. he is great at maths. especially a maths. wonderful.
he also did well in his biology and CH. well done. however i suspect he is a snake in disguise.
we should all bite him and absorb his essense. hoho. that damned snake will then die. lets join forces and kill the big snake.
hahas.
hohoho. due to the overwhelming response from jeff. i decided to blog. at this late hour. i wanted to sleep de lor. aiya. fuckers are like that.
hmm. the da vinci code is a nice book. heard that movie coming out soon. aiya. confirm de lar. cut short de. harry potter also like that one. hahas.
hmm. jeff. your blog is wrong. not genetically mutated la. sounds so. radioactive. hahas. i suppose it is. ehh. lack of certain chromosome in the body. yeah.
but really. the da vinci code. rocks like hell. read it and you know. hoho. i want read the angels and demons also. dan brown books are so good. hoho. better than harry potter.
we should all work hard for o levels. thus i have decided. to chiong game. then wait till october then chiong o levels. what a wonderful decision. dont you agree?
Monday, March 06, 2006
got back bio test paper. damn happy. felt damn wonderful when i got it back. guess how much i got?
Sunday, March 05, 2006
just realised how many times i can blog in a day. so sian staying at home whole day sia. hmm.
chat with cheryl about going to a jc or a poly. well. cheryl. i think hwachong jc not bad for you. aim for it. HOHO.
hmm. well. aiya. a bitch will always be a bitch. ie. cheryl. hoho. cheryl = a species of cherry. hmm. aiya. stop mention her le hor. hahas anyway i also feel like calling HER a bitch. dont know why. crapping lars.
eh. why everyone want go sajc? good meh. recommend me lehs. hahas.
hoho. next week getting back results slip. after that is holidays. sian. after holidays must chiong alr. o levels. very scary de lehs. o levels is like a levels. but a levels is just easier. you take a levels then o. cause a come before o what. hoho.
crap man. hohohohohohohohohoho. FUCK BITCH. hahahahahahahahahaha. i regretted waiting.
lalalas. lol. sian siaa.
lousy o2jam server. cocked up one. lousy english also. "not response from server" dont know what it talking sia. hahas.
whole day stayed at home. wa sian diao lor. nothing to do one. online offline online again. want find one person chat also cannot. hahas.
yesterday went for tuition. on differentiation. wa. so easy. hahas.
sian diao liao lor. next week getting back results slip. aiya. flunked alot of subjects. die.
Saturday, March 04, 2006
hohoho. i just cant believe it. its over. whatever.
o levels o levels o levels. fuck it.
Friday, March 03, 2006
HOHOHO! NEW BLOGSKIN! NICE OR NOT! HAHA. LETS PLAY O2JAM! SHIOK!
CHIT SIAN NO DICK. hahas.
dont know what to write for title lehs
HOHO! back again. just now is introduction. now can seriously blog liao. hahahahas. how serious can it be. hahahahas.
EH JEFF. YOU TELL ME CREATE BLOG LEHS. HERE IS MY BLOG MAN. WOOHOO.
SO SHIOK!
eh i really dont know what to blog lehs. hahas damn tired.
after school went orchard. WITH LESBIAN PARTNER. CINDYYYYYYYYYYY! then go buy present for janice and felicia. HAHA. then go back angmokio. wah. eh stupid lar. like report like that. cannot stand it man. dont want continue liao.
lets talk about school. jeff is a loser. did you notice i keep mentioning jeff. HAHA! wow. i dont know why. haha!
eh a bit sucks lehs. o levels coming alr. fcuk sia. hahas. so stress. woooo. i dont know what to blog alr. byeeee
First POST!!!
woooo. damn excited. i am posting. OMG CHIT SIAN I AM POSTING! AHAHAHAS! hey jeff you bastard. i am matt.
and together we are the hardy boys. WOOHOO!
eh. stupid la. first post is nothing to write one. hoho!
